A Little Mallory Klohn

Welcome! Some of you may know me as Mallory Klohn, some of you may know me as Ethan Nelson, and some of you got here by mistake while looking for more information on the Amazing Pretzel Boy. Who can say?

I'm here to tell you that the only difference between the works of Mallory Klohn and the works of Ethan Nelson is the pseudonym I used when I posted them. Really. When I reformatted them for this page, I noticed that I mentioned the ethereal beauty of Mulder's eyes in nine separate stories.

Good times, good times...

Anywho, here's the lowdown on this hoedown:

All of these stories contain sort of graphic homosexual content, naughty language, and a generally irreverent outlook that I like to think of as cheerful perversity. If this doesn't sound like your bag, you are looking at the wrong web page, my friend.

The Denny's Cycle

Description unneeded, okay? If you haven't read them, just click the links and prepare to giggle.
I Stop at I-Hop
Because Inquiring Minds Want to Know
Miles to Go Before I Sleep

It's Not Unusual

You do not have to have read the Denny's Cycle stories in order to figure these out, but you will get a feeling for the background if you do.

The Baffling Donuts of Death
All Art is Quite Useless
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
The Return of the Anti-Mulder
Everybody Wants to Be My Baby
Country Music, The Music Of Pain

Stand-Alone Stories

The Threat of Other Chicks
Mulder. Skinner. Ice Cream. Sex.

Cyanide and Astroglide
This story contains scenes of consensual sex between two men. If this is not your kind of reading, turn back before it's too late. Copious naughty words appear herein, without remorse.

Mulder, Krycek, and Skinner in various combinations

Rogaine, Rats, and Baseball Bats
Krycek shows up at Mulder's and non-consensuality ensues. Angst.

Rainy Day G-Men
Okay. It's not mandatory that you read Rogaine, Rats, and Baseball Bats before you read this, but it would certainly help. Not that I'm anyone to tell you what to do. There's a chintzy spoiler for Memento Mori contained herein. Also heaps of naughty words and scenes you should probably not be reading to the kids over that hot cup o' Ovaltine. Oh yeah. This is also Angst O Rama. Just so you know.